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Dec 16

jukebox-300x280 You Might As Well Just Keep Believin

I’m a 23 year-old male, and I spend a lot of time in bars.  If you’re anywhere within the ages of 18 and 35, then you can probably relate to the following:  you go to a bar that has either a band or a dj, and without really understanding why, by the end of the night you find yourself screaming along, at the top of your lungs, to some ‘classic’ like “Pour Some Sugar on Me” or “Don’t Stop Believin’.”  And if that’s true, then you probably fall into one of two mindsets: Either,

A) you looooove 80’s music and love wailing ‘just a city boyyyy!’ at the top of your lungs, or

B) you grudgingly drink until you’d yell just about anything, and scream along with the lyrics because hey, why not, everyone’s doing it?

I place myself firmly in category B, and my friends have all heard my (often drunken) ‘why the hell does everyone love 80’s music so much?’ rant.  But that’s not what this post is about.  Not exactly. (I encourage someone smarter and more interested than I am to probe the murky depths of my generation’s fascination with 80’s one-hit-wonders.)

No, the true source of my anger / disappointment / resigned acceptance is the death of shared pop music.  As Major Record Labels make layoffs and Radio Stations lose market share the pop market is effected in 2 major ways:

  1. There are fewer ‘huge bands’ that sell millions of records (e.g. Coldplay, Britney Spears, etc.) so that the market dissipates, and artists at the end of the long tail gain more market share, and
  2. Said ‘huge bands’ no longer reach mass audiences on the airwaves.

And now, a quick anecdote: Back in the late 90’s, my friends and I used to come home from school every day and watch the now defunct TRL.  It was a far cry from great television, and its audience generally lost interest sometime after the age of 13, but it was a crucial part of the cultural zeitgeist.  I remember when Britney Spears’ “…Baby One More Time” video came out, largely because it was around the same time my libido went into hyperdrive, but also because it was everywhere, all the time.  And that’s the point: TRL’s top 10 may not have been populated by the ‘best’ music, but virtually every song on that countdown was a huge radio and commercial hit.  Which meant that everyone my age knew “…Baby One More Time” and all the other mega-smash hits that bombarded our airwaves.

britney-spears-rolling-stone-1999-219x300 You Might As Well Just Keep Believin

But that rarely happens anymore.  And it will happen less and less in the coming years, as the market continues to splinter and diversify.  TRL has gone off the air, MTV plays virtually no music, radio stations are already cementing their playlists in the 80’s and 90’s, and the old machines of pop mass-marketing are headed for extinction.  Which means that the number of shared pop songs will continue to diminish as well.  Oh, the Britney Spears’ of the world will continue making music, but now you won’t hear that fresh new single everywhere you go.  Which brings me back to those drunken nights where I wear out my vocal chords to some song I don’t even like.

Most bars, like most radio stations, play songs with the most mass appeal.  There are niche, corner bars that play whatever they want, or that let patrons take over the jukebox, but for the most part, bar playlists are a collection of what’s ‘hot’ and what’s ‘popular among drunk people.’  So you have your Top 40 hits (Flo Rida, anyone?), and your old classics (Journey, natch).

Now, I understand that as the host of a so-called indie music blog, I’m at the extreme of the “Top 40 vs. Indie/Smaller Band” spectrum.  But this effects us all, people.  It is entirely possible that in 10 years, there won’t be any Top 40 left, or if there is, it will be a hollow shell of its former already-pretty-hollow self.

So there will be virtually no shared-experience pop music, but bars still have to play something that appeals to the majority of their audience.  And when the Flo Rida’s of the world fail to reach critical mass, the bars will simply resort to the old zeitgeist.  Which means (drumroll please)…We will be listening to “Don’t Stop Believin’” in bars for the rest of our lives.

Happy Holidays!

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Dec 16

I’m admittedly not that big a Kanye West fan.  I like the beats but his flow is really not that good most of the time.  But I downloaded the new album, 808s & Heartbreak, and I really like it.  It’s not really a typical rap record, or at least a typical Kanye record, in that it’s got a lot of singing (albeit of the autotune variety) and the sound is fairly experimental.  It makes me think of Kanye in his basement, just fooling around with GarageBand, seeing what sounds cool.

Anyway, the song “Coldest Winter” is just under 3 minutes of Kanye + autotune, and the lyrics are fairly simple, but the combination still packs a fair punch.

“Good bye my friend will I ever love again, Memories made in the coldest winter;” it’s not James Joyce, but there’s a raw earnestness to the way he sings it that makes it that much more powerful.  Now it’s gonna get stuck in your head:



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Dec 15

don't they just look precious?

A couple weeks ago I had the fortune of seeing the Decemberists live.  The show was incredible, especially the always epic ‘The Island.’  What I wasn’t expecting was the opening band, Loch Lomond.  They’re a 7-person ensemble from Portland, Oregon (indie music central?) whose music stretches from the quietly moving to the folksy epic.  To paraphrase my brother, their sound is akin to listening to an orchestra while underwater, a description no doubt inspired by the fact that their name refers to a famous loch in Scotland.

The group uses an eclectic collection of instruments to produce their sound, including piano, violin, guitar, theremin, and the surprisingly powerful falsetto of the lead singer.  It’s the kind of music that is often soft (at least before the crescendo), but soft in a commanding way, not like some weak shit that just tinkles along in the background.  It demands your attention.

Also, there’s a lot of songs in 3/4 waltz rhythm, which is always sweet.

Loch Lomond - Song in 3/4

Loch Lomond - A Field Report

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Dec 13

As some of you may recall, for the past couple months the guys over at Radiohead Tournament have been compiling people’s lists of their top ten Radiohead songs.  After collecting a bunch of data, the tournament has officially started, and the first 64 songs are up for voting.  As always, the decisions are pretty hard.  Some of the choices weren’t too bad (Everything in its Right Place > High & Dry, obvi) but most of them took a lot of thought.  Anyway, should be interesting to see what some subset of the internet thinks are Radiohead’s greatest songs of all time.  Check it out.

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Dec 13

While I’m not crafty enough to figure out what any original samples actually are, some enterprising internet citizen has uploaded this video of most (all?) of Kanye West’s songs matched up with the original tracks.  It’s pretty damn impressive, and however you feel about Kanye, he does do some pretty cool shit with some of these samples.

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Nov 13

In response to Marcelo’s post on ODB, I present the greatest performance the man ever gave, certainly the greatest known rendition of “Build Me Up Buttercup,” and, dare I say, possibly the greatest slice of music ever recorded.  Old Dirty Bastard née Big Baby Jesus née Dirt McGirt née Old Dirty Chinese Restaurant (seriously, check out this wikipedia article, it is a treasure trove of awesomeness) lends his vocals to the chorus in this Rhymefest song (another great artist, but I’ll leave the hip-hop to Marcelo).

Rhymefest - “Build Me Up featuring ODB”:

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Nov 4

vote-or-die-yo I Trust I Can Rely On Your Vote

I don’t really have anything to say, other than you should vote.  Or Puff Daddy/Diddy/Puffy/P. Diddy/Sean John/Sean “Puffy Combs will kill you.  And here’s a song that decries politicking but that came on random this morning on the way to work and made me happy.

Radiohead - Electioneering:

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Oct 28

patriot_promo_poster-201x300 Immigration Services Failproof Gotcha Questions

At my job, I work with a lot of immigrants and my office helps them apply for various statuses: green cards, visas, citizenship, etc.  One service that draws a lot of people is Temporary Protected Status (TPS), which the US offers to various countries whose people have been/are enduring hardship.  More specifically, we get a lot of Salvadorans and Hondurans in this office.

As part of this process, the prospective immigrant has to answer 30 some yes or no questions to determine their eligibility.  These questions range from useful to batshit-fucking-insane, and I’m fairly certain that they’ve never stopped anyone from entering the country.  For your perusing pleasure, here is an assortment of questions our Great Nation uses to keep out the unwanteds:

  • Have you engaged in or do you continue to engage in terrorist activities?

Really? You think we’re gonna catch terrorists by asking them nicely?

  • Have you been or do you continue to be a member of the Communist or other totalitarian party, except when membership was involuntary?

Nevermind the fact that the Red Scare ended 50 years ago, this is a great tactic.  If only they’d had something similar at Ellis Island, we could’ve kept those pesky anarchists out too.

  • Have you participated in Nazi persecution or genocide?

This is a personal favorite, not least because any remaining Nazi ‘persecutors’ would have been about 7 when they were commanding Auschwitz.

  • Have you within the past ten years, engaged in prostitution or procurement of prostitution or do you continue to engage in prostitution or procurement of prostitution?
  • Follow-up: Have you been or do you intend to be involved in any other commercial vice?

Frankly I think it’s unfair that prostitution, in every possible form, should get its own shout-out above all other commercial vices.  Other commercial vices, according to a google search, include “keeping a bawdy house, procuring, or transporting women for immoral purposes.”

Which is kind of the same thing, except one uses the phrase ‘bawdy house,’ which in my opinion should get its own question, and probably some follow-up questions to inquire about the nature of said bawdy house.

And finally:

  • Do you practice polygamy?

Which is totally unfair, because we let the Mormons stay.

If I’ve learned one thing through all this, it’s that maybe building a giant fucking wall across 1,951 miles of territory is not in fact the stupidest thing our government has tried to keep out the undesirables.

God Bless America!

patriota-228x300 Immigration Services Failproof Gotcha Questions

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Oct 26

hellosaferide-300x225 Swedish Sundays #5: Hello Saferide

Our next Swede is another “Swedish Grammy” winner, and this just in: they’re not just called Swedish Grammies, but Grammis. Without Wikipedia, nobody would even know that their grammis are just like ours.

But I digress.  Hello Saferide is a Swedish act led by the above pictured Annika Norlin, and since Wikipedia doesn’t mention any of the other musicians on their English page, I don’t know who they are.  Because I don’t read Swedish.  And because this blog is now a Wikipedia blog with the occasional splash of music.

Hello Saferide is classified as twee pop, which means it’s more happy music, but (do not despair) it is not as happy as I’m From Barcelona.  Listen:

Hello Saferide - Anna

Also, several years before the artistic bankruptcy that is Katy Perry’s “I Kissed a Girl,” Norlin released this gem with the chorus:

“Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
Damn! I wish I was a lesbian
Damn! I wish I was, and that you were, too
So I could fall in love with you”

Enjoy!

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Oct 21

I have a compulsion.  An unhealthy, OCD-style disease of the brain that I fight every day, tooth and nail, to suppress.  I’ll be sitting at my desk, working, and I’ll receive an IM from a friend: “Hey, how’s work?”

Then, from a deep, dark place in my brain that I have tried my hardest to eliminate, I hear the wail of an 80s guitar, and from the bottomless abyss of my soul, lyrics float to the surface of my consciousness:

“Everybody’s workin’ for the weekennnnnnnnnd”

I fucking hate this song. I didn’t even know who Loverboy was until I tried to find the song on youtube.  It is the bane of my existence, and virtually everytime somebody asks me how work is, this goddamn song pops into my head.  And worst of all, I’m fairly certain that I am in fact working for the weekend.

So, in an effort to exorcise my Loverboy demon, I’m posting the video for all of you.  Even if I can’t get it out of my head, at least I can infect the rest of you.

P.S. God what a bunch of assholes:

loverboy-300x199 Songs I Dont Even Like that Get Stuck In My Head

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