That boom you just heard was this guy breaking the blogging barrier by finally posting to this musical love fest. I don’t know much about music that you don’t already know. I do, however, have lots of time to kill at work that I sometimes spend pondering mythical blog posts. Side note: I spent most of one work day earlier this week boring three holes through a golf ball using only a thumb tack and a pair of metal scissors. I also took a two hour lunch and made a few work calls.
Anyways, forget top 10 Radiohead playlists (though I do love Radiohead) and updates on bands you’ve never heard of. I’m bringing you U.S. Census Bureau-y goodness.
I stumbled across a statistic they keep based on decennial census data called the “geographic center of the U.S. population.” Basically, if you flattened the U.S., placed equally heavy weights where every person lives and got rid of all the other garbage (buildings, mountains, etc.), the geographic center is where you could perfectly balance the map.
Expanding on this with my very limited math prowess (hardly a prowess, or even basic understanding), I figured you could draw a line through that point in any direction and exactly half the population would be on one side and half on the other.
Naturally, the thought drifted to which side would win in different scenarios, and then to which side I would pick.
My question to you readers (Dave, Marcelo) in true Risk style, is how do you orient the line and which side do you pick in a fight?
I go diagonal from the upper left hand corner to lower right and take the Northeastern side. Com sa.
(That’s me in the sweet Napoleon hat. Not to scale, except for my head.)
Rationale:
1. The Pacific Northwest is for pussies.
2. The Rockies, while scenic, really make logistics a nightmare.
3. Better transportation network in the Northeast.
4. Texas blows.
5. The Northeast holds the perfect combination of downtrodden working poor and rich intelligista to create the ultimate war machine.
6. Alaska, except for most of the Aleutian Islands, are mine. And Alaskans are bad ass.
Here’s how it looks on a map of the oldest Jewish congregations by state:
So, grab this map and do it yourself.
http://www.nightscaping.com/dealerselect1/select_images/usa_map.gif
My one musical ref, straight outta nicktpwn, on the ‘tunes: LCD Soundsystem, Someone Great
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Tags: Cheetahs, Work Boredom, World Domination











